I CAN'T HANDLE IT

Watching AJ Burnett throw into the 6th and 7th.......

http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf

Good or bad?

Jays RELEASE this guy, in favour of a .212 average, and a shit arm in Shannon Stewart. Nice one JP

Billy Jean remix

I had to

Cyrus in serious trouble from Cyrus

Daddy is gonna go trailer park on her for this one...

After all the hype with this Hannah Montana character, and her appearence with Billy Crystal at that fundraiser by American Idol, I ponderd to myself, how long would it be until we get scum on this innocent little girl. How long would it be until, she herself turned into another Britney, or Christina?

Obviously... not that long

She's only 15!!!

Remember these girls?

Survivor: The Catholic version

New reality show planned by the Roman Catholic Church

I think maybe this guy took in too much helium, and lost his mind

http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/417305

The Habs are blowing it

LOOK OUT

It's been awhile again.....

Givener had shut it's doors... partly because the Editor and Chief let us all have a vacation, but also to mourn yet another year without the Leafs making the playoffs.....

Anyways... enough sobbing.

A sick music video if I do say so myself... a cross between Fat Boy Slim and Jamiroquai.

Here it goes again

A Salute to Sideburns

This is what I hear....

This is what white mungie cake Canadians hear when we hear this song in the club....

Dan Begin look alike?

Give credit, where credit is due....

I have to give props to the people over at the Daily Dyson for breaking the story on the first video. We can't go as far as saying this is plagiarising, for multiple publications report on similar things. So brought to you by the Daily Dyson, but adding in the 2nd video I have to give props to the people over here at Givener. Sarah Silverman's confession, followed by Jimmy's response....

Enjoy

This movie didn't look so good....

Until I saw this trailer, opposed to the other trailers advertised on daytime TV.

Who is this guy?

The owner of this publication I think had a little too much to drink over the weekend....

Cats vs. Dogs

What are they really thinking?





The Dog's Diary


8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!


9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!


9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!


10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!


12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!


1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!


3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!


5:00 pm - Dinner! My favourite thing!


7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!


8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!


11:00pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!





The Cat's Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Haters!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.





I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Longer video..... about 10 minutes

Who says that Hockey isn't entertaining?

Here are some of the best Celebrations I could find....

J.R. being...... well J.R.



A Few Push-Ups for the Preds



Ryan Hollweg..... ummmm Not too sure, you decide



Selanne - Rookie Goal Record



Milan Hejduk - doin the duck dance



Every time you see Theo Fleury on TV, you have to take a drink

Catch 22

Did he, or didn't he?

Do you believe the trainer? Or the player?

Honestly, it is believed here at Givener, that both are lying to a certain extent. But I do believe the Roger did take steroids. But here 'lies' the catch 22. Does it really matter? Whether he did or not, yes, tarnishes his reputation - but it WASN'T ILLEGAL!! There were no rules in baseball saying that HGH or steroids were against MLB policy. Clemens found a way to be dominant within the rules, and thus did so. If I were him, I'd just shut up and enjoy the rest of my life. Why deny it? Pettite manned up. Is Pettite a Hall of Famer? Probably not, but as I grow older, I'll remember Pettite as a guy who was a big game performer. I hate him as much as I hate Jeter, but you cannot deny their ability to come up big when it mattered.

So Clemens 'cheated' - who cares. If he gets in the Hall - Pete Rose belongs there as well. The biggest difference between the two is that Rose did something that was illegal - he bet on baseball. But really, how can he gamble the fact that he has more career hits than anyone in MLB history. If Clemens goes, so does McGwire, Rose and Bonds.

What do we think here? None of them go. The most deserving is Rose - but he broke the rules, thus pays the consequences. If MLB wants to instill drug bans, they have to set a precedent and not let these players be eligible for the hall.

22 just happens to be his number......

Oh, and for the record, we think he's a class act pointing the finger at his wife for using HGH for a magazine cover.... nice

Talk about in flight entertainment

Paris to London...

http://www.leenks.com/link99710.html

I think I dated this girl