If your name was in the dictionary, what would it mean?

Ryan : A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins

Damn straight, I've never had a problem with goblins yet.

http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz_83.html

Roger Clemens a yankee....

Who does this guy think he is? Joe DiMaggio?
Sheesh... how lame is this video? I want to throw up.