What the hell is this?

Just one of the many strange creatures we saw overseas.... WTF?

Squirrels are SO different in the UK

WE'RE BACK

And the trip turned out to be a huge success. From the far east, right through Europe, our writers found boat loads of useless information to share. Some of it questionable, some truly fascinating. One of the things we discovered is that people love ninjas, but through further investigation, ninjas proved very difficult to follow - thus the topic of today's post.

Taking off....

We here at Givener need some time off, we've been working hard as of late. Between baseball and our synchronized swimming practice, it's time we got on a plane and had some time off. The editor and chief is jumping ship for a week, so we will be in tow.

We'll leave you with this though. The editors at Givener were astonished to read from DJF , then an article in the Toronto Sun, that our beloved beer vendor has been let go! Forever known by myself and my friends as, 'the beer guy', has provided the past few years of entertainment for Jays fans. Excitement has been few and far between going to games, but 'the beer guy' or as we have learned from our very little research, Wayne, has always been there for us, when the BlueJays haven't.

If you've been to a game, you know who this guy is. If you haven't been to a game, please watch the video, and you'll see why there is a facebook group devoted to getting Wayne hired back, as well as emails being sent to all over the Jays brass - all the way up to Godfrey.

If you want to take part, email the jackasses at Aramark, and let them know you want Wayne back.

A Skydome/Rogers center mainstay

ummmm......

Do I need to say anymore? If I only knew how to use photoshop, I'd fix the shitty grammar, but who's paying attention to grammar?

It's been a few days....

It's just that our synchronized swimming team are busy preparing for the Beijing Olympics, and between that and publishing, it makes it very difficult! We promise two things here at Givener, satisfied readership, and entertaining synchronized swimming.

Catch us on CTV this summer

Underwater meeting room

Ummm.... Why?

Easily confused with porn.....

Earlier this week, New Zealand Rugby viewers were treated to a free 4 minute preview of what was offered on other channels. 4 minutes of pay-per-view porn was broadcasted instead of Rugby, and the television station is claiming this as a mistake. Maybe the programmer was lonely, maybe he was the only one in the room at the time, and when he was trying to scam his own freebie at the station, I guess he didn't realize, that when he pressed play, it was being broadcasted live. I mean, it was on for 4 minutes.... 30 seconds, oops, that's not the show that's supposed to be on, 4 minutes, gets his jollies then... shit, wait a minute...

Moral of the story.....

Lock the doors when you want to have some "happy time"

DAMMIT! On a Monday no less

Funny Story....

So I have to tell you this story.... I've kept it for too long, and I have to share it, besides, I highly doubt shes ever come across this site. Years back, I broke up with a girl in my car, and let me tell you, it wasn't a pretty site. I find that breaking up in the car is the best place, cause you are in a neutral location, she can't hit you, unless she wants to die too (car accident), and as long as you are driving, you are still in control. ANYWAYS, it was a messy site, lots of curse words thrown my way, asshole, fuck head, shit face, I got a lot of them. Wait for it, the best is coming. I SWEAR, about 4 to 5 minutes before I could get rid of this screaming piece of mayhem, this song came on the radio, boomp3.com . I tell you, this was the funniest break up of my life. They are never good. No wait, they are complete SHIT, but this time, I had a very difficult time keeping the laughter hidden inside. In fact, I'm pretty sure a few spurts came out, with a smirk, and, well, the cursing didn't stop. Don't blame her, I was breaking free, and laughing. Not too sure what was said in the last few minutes of that relationship, but I've been left with this story. Hope you enjoyed... I did.

Creativity at its finest

Kudos for creativity... a little outdoor lovin

Incredible catch by ball girl

My first thought, was this was fake, but apparently not! It was on the news....