Friday, December 05, 2008

Sometimes, I just don't want to play games...

Lets just get straight to it!


That's on hungry mouse!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

1000 HITS

Holy shit batman, we did it! When we started this ridiculous site we never thought it could reach such heights. Who knew that killing time could be so productive. Well... if you're in the 1000, thanks for visiting, and hopefully we can keep satisfying your internet browsing needs.....

Cheers from Givener












Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Friday, November 28, 2008

I have questions...

In a land of short people, how do these two exist? The tallest woman and the tallest man on the planet..... right now. WTF? I'm confused....

Monday, November 24, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Is that by looking at it from a distance? Or up real close?


*full credit to ebaumsworld for this great screen shot.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

How does he do it?

The popular search "find Chuck Norris" in Google, puts Chuck with some serious company..... 'Boobs'.



Now if I could just find that link to the Daily Dyson where he broke this news.....

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

A return

It's been awhile... I'm still getting over my shitty finish in my annual baseball pool, and very frustrated with my first overall pick in my hockey draft going down until - earliest - Feb. F!

But nonetheless, we are back, and back to dirty....

There is only one way to clean up a slut.....

Bring her to the laundromat

Friday, October 24, 2008

Van Ryn gets nailed

Sounds like a tag for some gay porn.... but no...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Terrible Baseball Station





I think that's what TBS stands for. Even as a loyal Jays fan, I cannot stand Buck Martinez. He was a catcher wasn't he? So doesn't that mean he should know a thing or two about baseball? These guys are BRUTAL. Again, as a fan from the American League, watching the National League Championship was that more exciting, due to seasoned veterans of the broadcast booth. And then they had that idiot with the wig (Craig Sager), and the horrible suit doing coverage at field level. What's he supposed to be? The Don Cherry of baseball? At least Don is amusing to watch, this guy is just amusing to look at. I never thought I'd get to the day where I prayed for something to be on the Fox network. At least they have good play by play guys. I started to listen to the games on the radio with Dan Schulman, or John Miller, or whoever ESPN had covering the games. Seriously, I don't care how much money TBS paid for those rights, please MLB, don't let them cover the playoffs.

Back to Buck.... he has horrible insight. Some of the pitches that he was predicting were hilarious - if he was behind the plate, the Rays would have got killed - for his lack of professional opinion to call a game. I'd shake off everything he gave me. What a tool.

What an idea, bring a guy, who to my knowledge hasn't done colour commentating, or hasn't done it long enough in Ron Darling, keep Buck on XM, he's better at taking phone calls, and Chip Caray? Who names their kid Chip? What flavour?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Happy Heckler

A few years ago I learned about this guy, and thought it was awesome. I've heard him on the broadcasts before, and when the Jays played the Rays they would sometime mention him. I read a bit on him in a local paper talking about how he was Canadian and a loyal fan to the Rays, but had a hard time deciding who to cheer for when the Jays were in town. Nonetheless, pretty cool to be known around the league as the happy heckler, Robert Szasz. Listen for him when the ALCS begins, you can hear him, even with the Trop full.

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Pole Dancing....

There are appropriate places for such things.....

If you want to call that appropriate

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The 'C' String

Just doesn't do it for me....

Hockey, hockey, hockey

Our beloved game is back. How's this for a creative sign?