Wednesday, May 28, 2008

McMaster?

Is that a Mac hat? Not too sure... but I've been told, that's where most of their graduates end up. Not so bad though, looks relaxing.

New pick up ploy?

You drive what you are trying to pick up?

No news if this has worked or not, but we'll let you know as soon as the results are in.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Our beloved Jennifer Hedger

Apparently she got her job at TSN because of Michael Landsberg..... We're they friends? Did she know a lot about sports before hand? Not only does this lass put out for the TV camera, and apparently Mr. Landsberg, but she was also a graduate from the University of Western Ontario. A blonde that went to Western? No way....




Return of the Douche Bag

You can't put the word honour and Bo Jackson in the same sentence. For some reason the White Sox decided to honour Bo 'doesn't know shit' Jackson, and Carlton Fisk. No problem with Fisk, but Bo? Really now.....

I don't see the problem.....

The Scotts have developed a fish bikini! Apparently there are downsides to this: Shark attacks, eel attacks and bird attacks. I don't really see these as downsides. A live shark attack? Whats that swimming up my leg? And a bird coming for a bikini top? Going to the beach is about to get that much more exciting!


Thursday, May 22, 2008

Softball Team 2008

It was only the fourth game of the season, but the boys of summer were already in October form. The wins did not come without adversity though. Trailing by 10 after the first, Softball Team, led by player manager, Patrick Breech, rallied to come back and take the lead for good in the final inning of play on the frigid spring Tuesday, despite the temporary alcohol ban placed at the field.

Upon the announcement that this was only a one game ban, the team, and it's fans rejoiced. Almost with more excitement than the win itself.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Vatican re-modelling the upstairs bedroom

In breaking news this week, the Catholic Church explained that it may be a little bit longer of a journey to get to heaven now, seeing that heaven is now not just up in the sky, but beyond the galaxy, after the aliens and a little to the left of the planet formerly known as Pluto.

Do you think that the Aliens have a God? Maybe their own Jesus?

Monday, May 12, 2008

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

My buddy....

The Comic

In Fact......

Wearing safety glasses DOES make me cooler than you

Monday, May 05, 2008