North Korean Army

The world is in serious trouble

Bad day at the office

Or maybe just a case of the Mondays

At least the damage I left for him wasn't a mystery

I can't believe it's not.... butter?

DINNER

Release Date: Unknown

Pornstar Jenna Jameson

Is she booing? Or just showing her boyfriend what she's going to do to him after his fight?

When will Mac reach it's peak?

How far is too far?

Just keep this study in your backpocket....

In case you get caught looking that is. You are just trying to extend your life, right?

Consumer Reports suggests

That you try, before you buy

Little old lady who lives in a shoe

McMaster?

Is that a Mac hat? Not too sure... but I've been told, that's where most of their graduates end up. Not so bad though, looks relaxing.

New pick up ploy?

You drive what you are trying to pick up?

No news if this has worked or not, but we'll let you know as soon as the results are in.

Our beloved Jennifer Hedger

Apparently she got her job at TSN because of Michael Landsberg..... We're they friends? Did she know a lot about sports before hand? Not only does this lass put out for the TV camera, and apparently Mr. Landsberg, but she was also a graduate from the University of Western Ontario. A blonde that went to Western? No way....

Return of the Douche Bag

You can't put the word honour and Bo Jackson in the same sentence. For some reason the White Sox decided to honour Bo 'doesn't know shit' Jackson, and Carlton Fisk. No problem with Fisk, but Bo? Really now.....

I don't see the problem.....

The Scotts have developed a fish bikini! Apparently there are downsides to this: Shark attacks, eel attacks and bird attacks. I don't really see these as downsides. A live shark attack? Whats that swimming up my leg? And a bird coming for a bikini top? Going to the beach is about to get that much more exciting!

Softball Team 2008

It was only the fourth game of the season, but the boys of summer were already in October form. The wins did not come without adversity though. Trailing by 10 after the first, Softball Team, led by player manager, Patrick Breech, rallied to come back and take the lead for good in the final inning of play on the frigid spring Tuesday, despite the temporary alcohol ban placed at the field.

Upon the announcement that this was only a one game ban, the team, and it's fans rejoiced. Almost with more excitement than the win itself.

Is this how we get our beef now?

In response to the coolest bathtub in the world,

At the Daily Dyson,

Re-inventing a classic

The Vatican re-modelling the upstairs bedroom

In breaking news this week, the Catholic Church explained that it may be a little bit longer of a journey to get to heaven now, seeing that heaven is now not just up in the sky, but beyond the galaxy, after the aliens and a little to the left of the planet formerly known as Pluto.

Do you think that the Aliens have a God? Maybe their own Jesus?

For those long journeys

Happy Mother's Day

My buddy....

The Comic

In Fact......

Wearing safety glasses DOES make me cooler than you

I CAN'T HANDLE IT

Watching AJ Burnett throw into the 6th and 7th.......

http://www.therightfoot.net/mystuff/whatever/swf/bubblewrap.swf

Good or bad?

Jays RELEASE this guy, in favour of a .212 average, and a shit arm in Shannon Stewart. Nice one JP

Billy Jean remix

I had to

Cyrus in serious trouble from Cyrus

Daddy is gonna go trailer park on her for this one...

After all the hype with this Hannah Montana character, and her appearence with Billy Crystal at that fundraiser by American Idol, I ponderd to myself, how long would it be until we get scum on this innocent little girl. How long would it be until, she herself turned into another Britney, or Christina?

Obviously... not that long

She's only 15!!!

Remember these girls?

Survivor: The Catholic version

New reality show planned by the Roman Catholic Church

I think maybe this guy took in too much helium, and lost his mind

http://www.thestar.com/News/World/article/417305

The Habs are blowing it

LOOK OUT

It's been awhile again.....

Givener had shut it's doors... partly because the Editor and Chief let us all have a vacation, but also to mourn yet another year without the Leafs making the playoffs.....

Anyways... enough sobbing.

A sick music video if I do say so myself... a cross between Fat Boy Slim and Jamiroquai.

Here it goes again

A Salute to Sideburns

This is what I hear....

This is what white mungie cake Canadians hear when we hear this song in the club....

Dan Begin look alike?

Give credit, where credit is due....

I have to give props to the people over at the Daily Dyson for breaking the story on the first video. We can't go as far as saying this is plagiarising, for multiple publications report on similar things. So brought to you by the Daily Dyson, but adding in the 2nd video I have to give props to the people over here at Givener. Sarah Silverman's confession, followed by Jimmy's response....

Enjoy

This movie didn't look so good....

Until I saw this trailer, opposed to the other trailers advertised on daytime TV.

Who is this guy?

The owner of this publication I think had a little too much to drink over the weekend....

Cats vs. Dogs

What are they really thinking?





The Dog's Diary


8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!


9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!


9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!


10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!


12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!


1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!


3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!


5:00 pm - Dinner! My favourite thing!


7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!


8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!


11:00pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!





The Cat's Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Haters!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.





I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Longer video..... about 10 minutes

Who says that Hockey isn't entertaining?

Here are some of the best Celebrations I could find....

J.R. being...... well J.R.



A Few Push-Ups for the Preds



Ryan Hollweg..... ummmm Not too sure, you decide



Selanne - Rookie Goal Record



Milan Hejduk - doin the duck dance



Every time you see Theo Fleury on TV, you have to take a drink

Catch 22

Did he, or didn't he?

Do you believe the trainer? Or the player?

Honestly, it is believed here at Givener, that both are lying to a certain extent. But I do believe the Roger did take steroids. But here 'lies' the catch 22. Does it really matter? Whether he did or not, yes, tarnishes his reputation - but it WASN'T ILLEGAL!! There were no rules in baseball saying that HGH or steroids were against MLB policy. Clemens found a way to be dominant within the rules, and thus did so. If I were him, I'd just shut up and enjoy the rest of my life. Why deny it? Pettite manned up. Is Pettite a Hall of Famer? Probably not, but as I grow older, I'll remember Pettite as a guy who was a big game performer. I hate him as much as I hate Jeter, but you cannot deny their ability to come up big when it mattered.

So Clemens 'cheated' - who cares. If he gets in the Hall - Pete Rose belongs there as well. The biggest difference between the two is that Rose did something that was illegal - he bet on baseball. But really, how can he gamble the fact that he has more career hits than anyone in MLB history. If Clemens goes, so does McGwire, Rose and Bonds.

What do we think here? None of them go. The most deserving is Rose - but he broke the rules, thus pays the consequences. If MLB wants to instill drug bans, they have to set a precedent and not let these players be eligible for the hall.

22 just happens to be his number......

Oh, and for the record, we think he's a class act pointing the finger at his wife for using HGH for a magazine cover.... nice

Talk about in flight entertainment

Paris to London...

http://www.leenks.com/link99710.html

I think I dated this girl

Mel Wiggins

Normally you'll read here dried, senseless humour, but this post is a little more of the serious nature. We wouldn't normally do something like this here at Givener, but we want to reach out and help out a friend. It takes very little time to do this, so please do us a favour and vote for our friend. Her name is Mel Wiggins and she is a singer/song writer from Ireland. We know her personally here, and she is just a fabulous person. When the editors here at Givener got wind of her opportunity here to be able to record a CD, we've jumped on board.

Give it a listen if you feel the need.

You can check her out at Myspace

This isn't some kind of radio contest where people are creating numerous groups on facebook or spamming emails. She's the real deal.

Here's how it works.

Head on over to slice the pie

Register your name and email.

Click on 'Showcases' at the top of the page

Select 'all genre's 2'

click on 'listen'

have a look at all the artists

Mel is right at the bottom and currently in second place.

Click on VOTE!

AND your done

If you do a little reading there, she was selected along with 10 other artists out of a group of 1000. Not too shabby if we do say so ourselves.

So do what's right and help out an independent artist and a close personal friend of the editors here at Givener.





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Yes... Superbowl Ads.....

Is it that cliche to blog my favourite Superbowl ads? To be completely honest, the editors here at Givener could care less about American Football - but even we were impressed in the manner this Superbowl had ended.

But the ads are still better.

Here are our favourites.





Runner Up

This ones for Don Koharski

I know the season is over... thats fine. But seriously....

non-calls, and bad calls

Antropov gets a three game suspension....

Go Leafs Go



Maurice's reaction



Game winning goal where Gill was hooked right after Antropov got a hooking call from hooking somebody with the heel of his stick.



Sundin Ties it.... For the record - the first scrum in front of the net a Carolina player covers the puck with his hand in the blue paint - no call

Comedy, Baseball, Hockey, Hockey, Dogman??

There is no news that the editors here at Givener wish to leave out. We get reports, we check the validity of those reports and choose what to publish. Indeed there has been a lot about sports, but I'll tell you this, there will not be any company trips to Wisconsin anytime soon.

Dogman in Northern Ontario?

This sketch was made from numerous Eye-witness's of the mysterious Dogman. Could he be making his way to the Great White North? Or is this where he came from? I've heard stories he was bred on the Island of Sleeping Giant just outside Thunder Bay.

The story broke here.

Ray Bourque like Accuracy

How many goals do you think Kaberle will score this year???

Maybe a better question is, How many more shots do you think he'll take?

Kaberle Fight?

Until I get a copy of Kaberle's All-Star skills performance, this HAS to do...

Who knew?

Gotta love the Dorritos ad campaign

Wade Belak

On this momentous occasion, we must salute Mr. Wade Belak